Review – Hats Off Gentlemen It’s Adequate – The Uncertainty Principle – by Roger Trenwith

“Learn to live with uncertainty, learn to cope with reality…” – so begins the last stanza of the last track on this, the eighth album by Hats Off Gentlemen It’s Adequate. That’s a line that applies more than ever in these unsettling times we live in, as much as it applies to front man Malcolm Galloway’s health struggles, which involve a hereditary condition affecting connective tissue, and a degenerative macular illness. Refusing to be brought low by this, there’s a three track EP, Between The Worlds (see the Bandcamp page) that came out a month ago. It contains a blistering version of the live favourite i’mtiredandeverythinghurts from last year’s Prog For Peart festival, and its techno-punk raging at bodily frailty seems to sum up Malcolm’s frustrations perfectly.

Keeping up the duo’s love of science (of the real and fictional varieties!), the recurrent themes of The Uncertainty Principle ostensibly derive from Heisenberg’s 1927 theorem of that name, although obviously there is also a strong personal element running through it all. The Bandcamp page for the album includes a potted history of quantum theory, and I wouldn’t expect anything less from these two highly personable musicians, who have nurtured each other’s nerdy obsessions since school days.

At times, you can easily hear a lyric such as “Everything changed. Everything we thought we knew changed” and cast your thoughts to the lunatic across the pond, gleefully destroying everything our lives in the West have been built on since the end of WW2. Topical stuff, indeed. This album provides a healthy dose of musical escapism to aid the passage of the stark reality of the lyrics, always a good combination in any form of popular (ahem…) music.

Musically, the band offer up their signature combination of melody and righteous rock’n’roll anger. The blistering guitar and charging rhythms of The Ultraviolet Catastrophe being an example of all brakes off, instrumental Sturm und Drang. Following that is the wistful Copenhagen, an early album appetiser from last year, with Malcom’s voice slowly rising to full-on yearning, his instantly recognisable vocal style being one thing that makes this band stand out. Ah, yes! It is a band, and the other half of it is the irrepressible Mark Gatland whose infectious enthusiasm offsets Malcom’s angst perfectly. His bass is dextrous or thundering, or both, and is a vital part of the equation.

Can a duo be a band, you may wonder? In the words of Robert Fripp, HOGIA (unlike their music, the name is a tad unwieldy, you have to admit!) are the epitome of a “small, mobile, intelligent unit”, with the rest of the music and the drums being programmed and delivered via technical wizardry that is way beyond my ability to even begin to explain. And it works live too, so much so you forget that you can only see a guitar and a bass guitar being played in front of you. The whole is definitely “a band”.

This musical witches’ brew is in full effect on Inside The Atom, a synth-led molecular examination that whizzes around its nucleus with a gleeful freedom before being joined halfway in by some superb sky-saw guitar from Malcolm, who can play a bit, o yes!

There’s examples of the band’s ear for a good pop song too. The Think Tank has Malcolm and Mark playing fast’n’syncopated with the sort of song that Matt Bellamy used to write when he was on his game. One Word That Means The World (Arkhipov) provides a history lesson, if like me you had to Google “Arkhipov”! All I will say is, it is possible none of us would be here if Vasily Arkhipov had said “Yes”, rather than “No”. “We don’t know who we are, until we are forced to decide”, as Malcolm vocalises. Decisions, decisions…

The title, and last track, is almost bluesy to begin with before becoming anthemic. These chaps meld a number of styles into a recognisable whole, and it’s just a shame that no-one seems to have heard of them outside of our small pond. Yes, they’re “prog”, but also so much more than that and deserve to be far bigger than they are…but would that destroy the magic? Uncertainty, uncertainty…

Released 4th March, 2025.

TRACKLIST

  1. Certainty                                                                     
  2. Everything Changed                                                     
  3. The Ultraviolet Catastrophe                                          
  4. Copenhagen                                                                
  5. Cause And Effect (But Not Necessarily In That Order)     
  6. The Uncertainty Principle                                             
  7. Inside The Atom                                                           
  8. The Think Tank                                                            
  9. One Word That Means The World (Arkhipov)                
  10. Between Two Worlds                                                   
  11. Living With Uncertainty                                                

Total time:                                                                                62:07

MUSICIANS

Malcolm Galloway – lyrics, lead guitar, synths, mastering

Mark Gatland – bass guitar, vocal engineer, additional guitars and synths, co-producer

With:

Kathryn Thomas (flute 6, backing vocals 11, co-producer 10)

Ethan Galloway (vocals 11)

LINKS

Bandcamp: https://hatsoffgentlemen.bandcamp.com/album/the-uncertainty-principle

Website: https://hatsoffgentlemen.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/itsadequate